London Says

Don't let this sweet face fool you.....this little girl is full of sass!! Mostly we laugh, but sometimes we just shake our heads.  Oh Londy Lou, it's a good thing we adore you!

(Trying to get after London)

Me: London, you need to listen!

London: No, you need to control your temper!

London: Daddy, how is your pie?

Darcy: My pie is delicious! How is your pie?

London: My pie is disgusting!

(At the park. London is chatting away to another parent there)

Me: London, why don’t you play on the slide with Mason? (Trying to get her to leave the other mom alone)

London:  Mom! I’m trying to talk! 

Darcy: How was nursery today?

London: Not good. Not good at all.

(Our conversation before Joy School)

Me: London, you need to be good and listen to your teacher.

London: Why?

Me: Because she will teach you things.

London: She will teach me? NO, I will teach myself.

(I had just found the necklace we were going to send to London’s Grandma for her birthday, and it was broken)

Me: London, did you do this?

London: Calm down, Mommy. My grandma is very sweet, she will not mind.

(shopping at the Dollar Store with London, one of the employees chatted with London, gave her some bubble wrap to play, then walked away)

London yells to her, “Little Lady, come back. You forgot to take the sticker off!”

Me: London, are you going to take a nap today?

London: I AM NOT A CHILD!

(London wanted my help picking a show on Netflix)

Me: How about this one, it has a puppy in it…

London: Mommy, that’s the worst one you could ever pick!